[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/muzi-maju-rozum-v-nohaviciach-nie-je-to-len-vtip\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/muzi-maju-rozum-v-nohaviciach-nie-je-to-len-vtip\/","headline":"\u201eMu\u017ei maj\u00fa rozum v nohaviciach.\u201c Nie je to len vtip","name":"\u201eMu\u017ei maj\u00fa rozum v nohaviciach.\u201c Nie je to len vtip","description":"Aj vy sa nad vetou, \u017ee mu\u017ei maj\u00fa rozum v nohaviciach, iba pousmejete? Ur\u010dite existuj\u00fa aj situ\u00e1cie, kedy sa poriadne nahnev\u00e1te, no v oboch pr\u00edpadoch, toto tvrdenie, nie je len satirou, ale realitou. Ak by ste si pre\u010d\u00edtali (\u00e1no, je to viac \u2013 menej nemo\u017en\u00e9, tak\u017ee dajme tomu, \u017ee teoreticky) sanskrit, dozvedeli by ste sa, […]","datePublished":"2019-10-20","dateModified":"2019-10-20","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e4532b7f65738965bbad8697e5bd54c0628af7bffe8d3c856885c44d86978cee?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/e4532b7f65738965bbad8697e5bd54c0628af7bffe8d3c856885c44d86978cee?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"noryl.sk","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a308496_w16596_t1574956325.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a308496_w16596_t1574956325.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/muzi-maju-rozum-v-nohaviciach-nie-je-to-len-vtip\/","wordCount":392,"articleBody":"         Aj vy sa nad vetou, \u017ee mu\u017ei maj\u00fa rozum v nohaviciach, iba pousmejete? Ur\u010dite existuj\u00fa aj situ\u00e1cie, kedy sa poriadne nahnev\u00e1te, no v oboch pr\u00edpadoch, toto tvrdenie, nie je len satirou, ale realitou. Ak by ste si pre\u010d\u00edtali (\u00e1no, je to viac \u2013 menej nemo\u017en\u00e9, tak\u017ee dajme tomu, \u017ee teoreticky) sanskrit, dozvedeli by ste sa, \u017ee mu\u017esk\u00fd pohlavn\u00fd org\u00e1n, je v tejto kult\u00fare pova\u017eovan\u00fd za absol\u00fatne centrum ka\u017ed\u00e9ho mu\u017ea. Pod\u013ea tejto filozofie, je mu\u017esk\u00fd penis miestom, kde sa \u201evpisuje\u201c v\u0161etko, \u010do sa okolo \u010dloveka deje. Pr\u00e1ve preto, vznikli tantrick\u00e9 mas\u00e1\u017ee a aj mas\u00e1\u017ee, pri ktor\u00fdch je mas\u00edrovan\u00e9 len mu\u017esk\u00e9 prirodzenie. Pri t\u00fdchto technik\u00e1ch, sa m\u00e1 \u010dlovek uvo\u013eni\u0165 a mas\u00e9rka, v podstate, vymas\u00edruje v\u0161etko zl\u00e9 von z tela. Zbavte sa v\u0161etk\u00e9ho zl\u00e9ho Mas\u00e1\u017e penisu Bratislavav\u00e1m m\u00f4\u017ee pom\u00f4c\u0165 pri mnoh\u00fdch psychick\u00fdch probl\u00e9moch, ktor\u00e9 m\u00e1te. Nem\u00e1me t\u00fdm na mysli to, \u017ee nav\u0161tevujete psychol\u00f3ga alebo dokonca psychiatra. Psychick\u00e9 probl\u00e9my m\u00e1me v\u0161etci, a to mnohokr\u00e1t bez toho, aby sme si ich naplno uvedomovali. Bez v\u00fd\u010ditiek svedomia Ak sa teda nec\u00edtite vo vlastnej ko\u017ei, ur\u010dite sk\u00faste tento sp\u00f4sob relaxu. Je dos\u0165 pravdepodobn\u00e9, \u017ee sa hanb\u00edte, m\u00e1te pocit, \u017ee by ste takto podviedli svoju partnerku a tak \u010falej. Pok\u00fasime v\u00e1m tro\u0161ku zmeni\u0165 poh\u013ead na cel\u00fa vec. Ak by ste \u017eili, napr\u00edklad, v Indii, tak mas\u00e1\u017e penisu, by nepatrila medzi sexu\u00e1lne slu\u017eby, ale sk\u00f4r zdravotn\u00fa starostlivos\u0165. V t\u00fdchto krajin\u00e1ch, ju neraz vykon\u00e1vaj\u00fa aj mu\u017ei \u2013 mudrci, ktor\u00ed \u013eud\u00ed lie\u010dia. Pri mas\u00e1\u017ei toti\u017e nejde o to, aby ste si \u010d\u00edm sk\u00f4r \u201eu\u013eavili\u201c a i\u0161li domov. V\u0161etko prebieha pomaly, m\u00e1 svoju postupnos\u0165 a v neposlednom rade, nejde len o pr\u00edjemn\u00e9 pocity v rozkroku, ale najm\u00e4 vo va\u0161ej hlave. Tak\u017ee mil\u00ed p\u00e1ni, tieto riadky parafr\u00e1zujte svojej partnerke, zbavte sa ostychu i v\u00fd\u010ditiek svedomia a mas\u00e1\u017e si u\u017eite stopercentne naplno. Ak by ste svoju milovan\u00fa nedok\u00e1zali presved\u010di\u0165, tak ju na mas\u00e1\u017e vezmite so sebou alebo vysk\u00fa\u0161ajte mas\u00e1\u017e pre partnerov.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3.5\/5 - (2 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"\u201eMu\u017ei maj\u00fa rozum v nohaviciach.\u201c Nie je to len vtip","item":"https:\/\/www.noryl.sk\/muzi-maju-rozum-v-nohaviciach-nie-je-to-len-vtip\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]